I occasionally relocate myself on planes and in pubs (if it’s pretty much free-for-all seating) if a child comes and sits next to me. It’s met with a surprising amount of saltiness from the parents. One grandma even loudly complained about how nasty I was with the flight attendant after I switched to an empty seat.…

Oh man, even worse than the long wait is when one person’s meal is forgotten.

Give me a break. I honestly wish I had walked out, and the only reason I didn’t was because as I hit my breaking point, the check happened to come. Has nothing to do with being a good member of society. I also wrote “ZERO” on the tip line and scribbled in “waited 20 mins for bill, asked repeatedly.” That waitress…

I appreciated that final comment. My wife and I had that once. The wait staff could be seen talking at the bar, and we sat for about 10 minutes (and it was not over crowded). They looked surprised when we got up and left, walking right past them to the door.

This entire ordeal just becomes more absurd when you realize Kim Kardashian is paying for her legal defense.

While her husband is off trying to shove a square peg into a round hole at the Free Thought Charter School of Calabasas, can someone please give her a list of other tasks? “Oh you need me to get Jeff Sessions…

The day I cry for a pimp is the day hell freezes over. Fuck everyone who thought she deserved jail time. Lets be real, she probably saved dozens of lives by offing him.

The lack of nuance in the criminal “justice” system is unbelievably frustrating. A sixteen-year-old girl defends herself against a predator and we want to prosecute the murder? Why? Who does that possibly serve?

“What should the law be as to a 16-year-old who does this? I don’t weigh in on that,” he said. “But the facts of the case, I have a strong position on.”

I worked at a place where the owner’s grandkids were often dropped off by their mother who then wandered off herself. Of all the staff I was the only one who told the kids to stand back when I was opening oven doors and removing racks of bread. The same owner had an open kitchen policy which meant people could come in…

I live in the same neighborhood as one of the Paul brothers. Their neighbors would greatly appreciate it if everyone would stop rewarding their awful behavior by watching their stupid channel.

Music (or “music”) popular to the yoots is designed to be annoying to the oldes. Case in point, when I was a teenager I liked a style of music that sounded horrible to my mother, who on occasion wondered if popular music would ever take a step back to the stuff she liked. In this case, my music was New Wave and…

Children have no place addressing adults casually. Allowing a server to be accosted by your nosy ass kid while they are clearly at work SERVING YOU is pretty fucked up, not to mention irresponsible to the kid’s sense of boundaries (that might keep them from interacting with dangerous people).

Parents would still ignore it on menus. Unless you make it special for the parents they’ll ignore it and carve out their usual “but that is for everyone else not me” exemption. Parents never think that rules for parents apply to them, they are for other parents, other people. You gotta make it specific, just like you…

If the waiter kept giving him the notice, I imagine that it was because the kid kept violating the policy.

As someone with works in a place that serves food, I can stress enough how annoying it is kids running, kids asking questions, there are stairs where I work, kids go and sit there, kids asking me questions, parents not attending their kids, I have been picking babies from the floor, I wrote already it’s annoying but…

Win/win: print it in a noticeably large and hard to avoid manner in all the menus. That way, you don’t make a parent feel like you’re calling them out especially if their kids is already behaving themselves. Hell, for that matter, maybe have a blurb at the front of your menu outlining how you expect all guests to act,…

Problem with a hanging notice is that people won’t read it. Espiecally not the parents of young children because they are contantly overwhelmed and inwardly focused. The motto of the parents of young children generally seems to be “fuck your rules, I have kids to take care of and therefore am more important.”

So, fun story, I have to present as male for my safety despite being a trans girl. And this horrible situation allows me to be privy to a lot of secret male behavior. One thing I have found is, NEVER TRUST ANYTHING A GUY SAYS ABOUT A GIRL HE DATED.