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TemperanceDidIt

two Breitbart bureau chiefs

My oldest daughter is 14, fearless, and a liberal-as-hell atheist at an incredibly conservative high school. I’ve made her read The Gift of Fear and, much to her chagrin, we have regular “run the fuck away” drills. She also practices self-defense skills, participates in empowerment courses, and has had formal training

“Rollins obtained the Glock handgun that he used to murder Jaelynn from his own home.”

As long as it doesn’t turn into a crapfest like Behind Closed Ovens that shitlord C.A. Pinkham used to do. I’ve been trying to think of some good topics to email to Salty, but it turns out I’m a pretty low-key diner without much imagination.

Anyone else sick of this Cool Girl Feminist Pro Porn angle? You can dress it up however you want, it still doesn’t make women any better off.

This column would have a much different answer if it was “The Salty Librarian” — namely, hell no, do not read a book while you are eating, if you have any love of books at all.

The mere thought of small talk gives me hives, so I take reading material with me pretty much everywhere I go, when I will be alone for any period of time. Planes and such are the worse for people thinking since you are alone you must want to talk to them, a stranger, but I just don’t like talking to strangers. I will

Not a Katy Perry fan, but she seems to be being villainized for something that is exclusively the fault of the archdiocese (unless I’m missing something). Perry is just trying to buy a property that was apparently on sale, the dispute of who owns the property is really not on her.

I’ll volunteer to go to Bend and supervise the dig. I’ll set up my headquarters here

She was sentenced to 18 years of being pimped out by Dina Lohan, which is more than most criminals of any race get punished with.

“We obviously believe in equal rights for everybody, including the LGBT community,”

Don’t be too sure about the “regular person” still being in jail. A fellow derby girl (in Tulsa) is in ICU right now with a broken pelvis and lacerated bladder due to a drunk driver...

I mean it sure helped that the justice system let her off over and over for her many crimes, other people seem to have a harder time overcoming these factors for obvious reasons.

Didn’t care about the sex you begged to fuck my mind, you can get addicted to a certain kind of madness

I don’t give a shit if she got work done. She looks amazing and works hard for that figure, I’m sure. Get it, Britney. Get. It.

“In order to improve dog transportation safety, as well as boost passenger morale, we are pleased to announce that we have hired Michael Vick as our new Pet Program Director. Can’t do any worse, am I right?”

I don’t think I understand how me getting cash from the ATM makes your job any easier if I still want to pay separately. I’m not going to round up to the nearest $20 and I bet you’d prefer I didn’t round down. You’ll still need to calculate how much I owe and then count change instead of swiping a card.

This is what we do, even splits always... If one of us goes way overboard, we buy the other a beer or 2 later to make up for it.
Our philosophy is that it all evens out in the end.

For some reason, the fact that they were recruiters/senior members is more dispiriting than anything else. A totally anonymous sex cult is one thing. A cult that has an A-list star like Tom Cruise, even if you don’t like him, is one thing. But a sex cult that claims it can lift you to success, and backs that claim up

My genuine reaction every time I’m confronted with the fact Melania is FLOTUS: