Yeah, it’s a fucking party to get to tell victims of domestic violence who came here illegally and are waiting for super long periods of time on their U-Visa applications that I can’t rush the process, I can’t give them an estimate of when we’ll hear back, and we can only wait.

If she’s low-income/receiving any kind of public assistance, she might qualify for a fee waiver.

Are you safe?

Fuck cancer. I’m so sorry for your loss.

Uh, okay? Seriously his entire career is flawless. Veep sucks.

My husband’s grandparents do this. They disgust me.

I made my husband quit when I was cleaning our house and, long story short, a seltzer can he had used for that purpose ended up in my hair and down my face.

Two years ago a piece of human garbage on a train COUGHED DIRECTLY INTO MY HAIR. She didn’t cover her mouth at all.

It was like the fanciest gym hottub I’ve EVER seen.

OMG I WONDER IF IT WAS THE SAME COUPLE WHEN I WAS THERE. They kept talking about how getting sealed was a “blessing” and how their marriage was extremely “blessed” but couldn’t explain why. So weird.

I feel like the follow up should be a shot of her with her roommate ... who is also really into “sports”.

Cafeteria Catholic!

No they haven’t. Let’s not forget Prop 8.

I’m ex-evangelical. We believe that God puts his people through trials to test their faith.

And you never dumped a coffee on her or anything?

I used to read Josh Weed’s blog when he had one, because it was so perplexing.

I went on the Philadelphia tour. I tried explaining it to my husband. It looked like a fancy hotel from the 1980's, but new. Also full of weird crap. The sealing room was the weirdest part for me ... I kept picturing the husband and wife arm wrestling over that altar thing.

Did you read the one where the guy’s wife dies and he turns into an alcoholic, and at the end, his stupid kids are walking him to church and he’s like I DON’T NEED BEER, THIS IS MY REAL HAPPY HOUR.

I can tell you, as a person exposed to these as a child, I find them much less charming and kitschy. lol

It honestly seems like she’s using it to excuse herself from being a dick ... which is straight up unfair and promotes stigma.