"I read that he threw a humidifier at her. Love a dude who appreciates a good cigar."

Pictured: Alabama's 2014 schedule

He hit that coffee table harder than he ever hit a baseball.

Calling Erin Andrews "gutless" only proves that TruBiotics works as advertised.

An interesting pick for the final. I would have expected Bigfnjewishdick to get burned by Germany.

If this is the honest version then why is Michael Jordan tipping?

Have they considered working from home with Google?

I find your calling of her a troll ironic.

Sorry, but as a woman I can say without feeling insecure: we are off-brand. Any woman that tries to argue that we can somehow match the men is making us all look crazy and unwilling to admit to physical differences. Surely you don't honestly think that we can ever match the product they put out, do you?

I agree with you in literally every aspect of society, except for sports. Women are considered "off-brand men" in sports because the level of competition is completely different. If a woman comes in first place for women in the Boston Marathon five years in a row, but all of her times are slower than a man who only…

Because the Williams sisters once said they could beat any man ranked below 200 and then lost to the 203rd ranked man on the same afternoon 6-2, 6-1. This kind of shit article is actually what ruins womens sports. My friends and I watch the womens World Cup with the exact same fervor and support as the mens. When…

So this machine:

Just stick around this week. There's gonna be shit coming out your ears.

I thought you needed three rings for a circus.

It's no surprise to hear that Warren Sapp doesn't tip.

[Warren Sapp checks account balance]

I think you handled yourself with poise and dignity. I would have punched that cunt bucket Sajak for putting my gambling issues on blast like that.

Probably not golf snobbery or sexism. Probably the saddest reason of all: "brand awareness." Michelle Wie, to paraphrase Jay-Z isn't a businesswoman, she's a business, woman and her business (after the business of playing golf) is making the people that pay her bills happy.

A couple years ago, Lebron did something similar to show support for those who were hardest hit by the recession.