That is the cleanest I've ever seen Pittsburgh.

My Portuguese signing is a bit rusty, but I can make about a few things...

Well, this just made some legless African's day.

Now tip it further until it lands in a trash can.

How thick is your neckbeard?

Counterpoint: Those sheep are pretty herded.

Andres Galarraga

Not even a glance at the excerpt?

"For deep winter locations, the NFL reserves the right to stage this event in the summer or fall of the regular season preceding the applicable Super Bowl."

Taxpayers don't pay shit for horse racing tracks.

"If you really want to get her to do what you want, you're going to have to choke her."

google it

Fuck

Actually, it'd be great if you responded with a humorous comment or sharp commentary. You know, something you thought about and worked on, regardless of the resulting hilarity.

Seems more fitting now than ever that Blake's tennis hero is Arthur Ash.

People always want to write them off as being super aggressive and unfriendly, but I've never had a problem with female softball players.

You're never too old to be in the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen on DVD Purchasers/Borrowers.

+1. Agree with ObscureSimpsonsReference on this. This is an sneaky good joke.

[in huddle] WHAT TIME IS IT?

What about reading comprehension trolls? Where do they rank?