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A friend of mine was born without his right hand. He has a small "nub" instead. When he was young, he used a prosthetic hand that he didn't like very much. We were on a soccer team for 6 and 7 year olds, and during one game he was using his prosthetic hand (and had had it on all day) when it became uncomfortable. So…

I am old and out of touch, but it's hard for me to take "throws up gang signs in photos" as serious evidence when stuff like this exists.

So, you are saying that an NBA player was terrified when he heard from a baby he didn't expect, so he left and will never return?

It would really make a lot more sense if you hadn't cropped it, Kyle.

An absolute bullshit article, you hit the nail on the head. This is written in the Gawker style, aiming for clicks and attempting to get a "conversation" started using hyperbole. Check yourself Ballaban, we are here for car news not tabloid coverage.

These bookings were likely made months ago. A plane just fell out of the sky and nobody on earth can find the damn thing. This is what you call a black swan event. Nobody is at fault here. It just is what it is. They are now in another hotel. Hardly a tragedy.

Nah. None of that will be interesting.

Tom, I'm afraid you've been hoodwinked: this is viral marketing for Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita.

You're really breaking some new ground here, Albert. Didn't think I'd ever hear "This is fun" used in the same sentence as anything ever attributed to Slate.

I really hope that Harper does what it takes to become the next Bonds. Experiencing greatness is a good thing.

♪ Take these broken wings

I'll admit, I was crazy. Crazy for lowering my standards for you. Crazy for believing you had potential. Crazy for making excuses for your faults and overlooking your downfalls. Crazy for believing you when you told me you loved me and wanted to spend the rest of your life with me. Crazy for wasting 2 1/2 years on…

Sorry folks, Astroworld has been closed since 2005. Moose out front shoulda told ya.

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Oh, sure - it always starts like this. The Brewers get a dog. They love it, they care for it. The Brewers adopt more puppies. The next thing you know, there are puppies everywhere. And since no one is taking charge to actually train them, they're just making a mess of everything, shitting and pissing all over. So they…