It's outdated urban slang that is apparently still used by white hipster writers to form awkward headlines.

Unfortunately he didn't get off that easy. The game ended in a tie.

The last player to try and murder a pitcher during a brawl was Wade Boggs.

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The fact that you actually put this stupid fucking meme on Deadspin proves that you have NO idea what we do here at Deadspin. Go back to Reddit or where ever the hell mouth-breathers like you find this stuff amusing.

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Neat-o.

That guy is using his phone!!!1!

As with most other things in Sochi, those burgers were assembled only three days ago.

Actually, he's eating them all himself. In a few hours, he plans to get in some good runs.

Daaaamn, dude! All I did was eat shit after a local news lady asked us some pandering questions while we were out running in the snow. Didn't realize my on-camera awkwardness and subsequent spill warranted such an epically fucked up fate. Can't imagine what's in store for anyone who actually takes themselves (or…

"C'mon! The Olympics are an amazing, once-in-a-lifetime event."

What kind of shoes are those? Slippers?

Way to go, Greg. This should set race relations back another 50 years.

you won't regret sticking it out

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Who do we chlorinate?

Snuka maintained she had accidentally fallen on a highway.

"Wow, they did it!"

It's like "Sloth" from Goonies fucked Mr. Peanut.