If you think this father-of-the-year candidate is treating his son like a slave, you should see what he's dragging behind the truck.

If that kid is lucky, the only way anyone will ever call him a "chip off the old block" is if his dad runs him over and he ricochets off the crankcase.

It would have been 64 but he rimmed out a five footer.

That third rail was also what got Len Bias.

Sure, Tom Glavine was a great pitcher, but we know nothing of this man's water bill.

Jesse Crain, in the Builder's Category.

In all fairness, I bet that everybody hated him way before he narced to the DMV.

Binge drinking is dangerous stuff, and really not a joke, Sean. Just look at what shotgunning did to Hemingway.

Hey, sorry, man. I know some people don't appreciate the length and discursiveness of the Foodspin posts, so I always post a bare-bones, nuts-and-bolts short-form version of the recipe over on my personal Kinja. Here's this week's one:

If liking Duke is wrong, I don't want to be white.

*Butthead laugh*

There's nothing special about this. That's the same exact route that Tony La Russa takes from his car to his front door every night.

To the horror of parents, Hooters is also flying them out to a game in Beaver Stadium, located in Happy Valley, PA.

Sam Cassell is scheduled to drop the opening puck as a tribute to Admiral Ackbar.

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

She says she cares about her life, yet she's a political science major. Have fun working at Applebee's, sweetheart.

Barry, your criticism of the Rams is unfair. I think every team in the NFL looking for a QB will find Brett on their short list.

"Un-retire? Now way man, I'm havin' too much fun. Golfin', huntin', takin' the kids to soccer games... really enjoyin' the little things."

Perhaps you just misread the instructions when it said 'mix the items in a large bowl'