You understand Jeff Kent was WAY worse than Bonds as far as dick-ish and, more importantly, bigoted behavior, right?

If you're a man who can't diffuse a situation, rather than fucking punch a woman in the head, you've got much bigger problems than your stupid name and terrible commenting.

If a girl hits you, you get to hit back.

You're a meathead, in the truest sense of the word.

I hate to give advice to a guy named "Fartknocker" on the Internet but here it goes: if a woman without a weapon hits you, just push her away and try to diffuse the situation. Hitting women is not all right. I know it's fun to talk like an asshole online—from what I've seen, you can't get enough—but please don't…

You're the fucking worst commenter on this site, which is an incredible feat considering the competition. Seriously, you fucking suck. Take your stupid fucking thoughts elsewhere.

"GOOOOAAAAAAL The US of A PUTS us in the playoffs!!!!!" USA!
"It is because of the USA that we are being placed in the playoff ...BECAUSE OF THEM , NOT DUE TO YOU..NOT ANY OF YOU in the green shirts ....IT WAS THEM!!.NOT YOU!..THEY DID IT!!!!!NOT YOU! remember this forever..... KEEP THIS CLEARLY IN MIND FOR THE REST…

MY GOD, YOU FUCKING MORON. THE WORD IS AMATEUR. NOT AMATURE. THAT RED LINE UNDER THE WORD WHEN YOU SPELL IT THAT WAY? IT DOES NOT MEAN "HEY SUPER GOOD JOB WITH TYPING THAT WORD." IT MEANS YOU ARE MISSPELLING IT IN ADDITION TO YOUR OXYGEN-DEPLETING TERRIBLE ARGUMENT YOU ARE MAKING REPEATEDLY AS IF IT HAD ANY VALUE…

Words That Describe Brian Hickey, Adapted

There has been a Walk Off Wild Pitch No Hitter your name, like your opinions, are old and outdated. Get with the times, new Deadspin features BOLD OPINIONS that we all must argue about.

[headline on Deadspin Australia]

Jäguars.

I don't get it.

The horse is an American paint horse

There's Waldo

He'll give you four opportunities before tomorrow morning.

"What they get you for?"

/sad trombone

I don't get it. did you post this from your phone? sometimes my autocorrect changes a word to some weird thing & I'm just like what? lol gotta proofread.