Man, people need to wear a helmet if they're gonna make videos like this. I never did, and I used to do these kinds of tricks all the time as a kid until one day I fell and hit my damn head. I ended up with a pretty bad concussion and had to spend the night in the hospital. It still causes me problems to this day,…

I don't like a story where the person who comes across like the least biggest piece of shit is Mike Vanderjagt.

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Swimmers are also looking into any unfair advantages Nyad may have accrued by virtue of being an immortal water spirit.

How far can you punt a football? Asking for a friend. (He's an NFL GM.)
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(He's laughing.)
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(He's calling all his GM buddies.)
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(They're laughing.)
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(They're still laughing.)
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(They're watching tapes of you punting a football and puking from laughing.)
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(They're deciding which one is gonna call you and pretend to…

How the hell could you confuse the two?

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10-bath? That's like 40 john walls right there!

Denial is a fitting emotion considering he was beaten on the river.

Typical. No one caught Owen Hart.

Baby Got BAC

**(should have posted this on Jalopnik)

Wow big mistake by the police on this one, look for him to get off if he hires competent council. They need probable cause to stop a motorist and not only was he obeying the speed limit, it's not probable that he was driving like a snake, they have no hands.

Not sure how you can have the last name McKnight and not instead say "♫If ever I believe my worrrrkkkk is donnnne... then I staaaart Back at One (yeah)♫"

Now, more than ever, we need your support, folks.

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Many moons ago there lived a strong and powerful chief. The chief ruled for many years and took many wives. The wives were well taken care of and wanted for nothing.