How does he play poker? Is someone telling him what he has or do they make braille playing cards?

Well done.

You lazy fuck

Thanks. I'm guessing all the golf fans are out playing right now.

Fuck

Tim Tebow

It was a play on the phrase "rob Peter to pay Paul"

You know what? Good for Peter. I'm proud of him.

Gone too soon. #unfiltered

Don't use "we" unless you're on the team's payroll.

How are Lime-A-Ritas not even in the top 5?!?

This is a steaming pile of shit, bruh.

Those appear to be tear gas paintballs not bean bags.

I did like Who's Your Caddy but other than that he's been a pretty shitty writer and a blowhard.

MOTHERFUCKING MUTTON FOR COLORADO! How do these food people have jobs?

Somebody is missing the boat with cowboy cookies. Especially with marijuana edibles in Colorado.

Also my reaction to Cowboy Cookies.

you're an idiot

Cowboy cookies