95% sure he was just fucking with you

You should be shot. Seriously.

*Jog
You need two participants for a race.

It probably wasn't funny

+1

That's the closest any local pro shop will ever get to dropping prices.

+1

you would think people in Cleveland would have reusable bags for this very reason.

/cums

It's hard for guys to hit any Ali that boxes.

I enjoy mine over Cowboy Cookies.

I had a friend banned from Sports Authority Field. He had to complete an online class the NFL offered. He printed off his certificate and is allowed in the stadium again. I don't know the exact story of what he did but I think it was because he was heavily intoxicated. We've never heard the full story.

Vodka Samm

+1

A serious +1 to the former player.

Of course he's in shape. He's tired of people picturing him soft.

+1

[Dying]

What about a male with feminine tendencies? I wouldn't hit my buddy walkoffhbp but I've thought about it.

[dying]