or you could argue that piracy INCREASED their sales since the pirated version served effectively as a demo.

Some people just have too much goddamn money.

The cat seems to do the trick. And as a bonus, you have a cat!

Concerning water in the ear. Mix up a solution of half rubbing alcohol and half white vinegar. Place in a dropper container. Add a couple of drops if water doesn’t come out. The alcohol binds to the water and pulls it off the inner ear surface, thins it out, and it will run out easily. The addition of vinegar provides…

I mean, the “solution” is to not have the lowest vaccination of any developed nation besides Russia and maintaining protocols until cases are next to non-existent instead of the rollercoaster of giving up the fight right as we’re turning the corner like firefighters that start packing up when they’ve got the open…

There is no excuse for letting beers sit in your fridge until they get skunked, come on

You should check out Jack in the Box’s secret sauce now that it’s in a shelf-stable packet (for years when you’d ask for it, they’d get a packet from a refrigerator), it’s surprisingly good and has a lot of personality, it’s hard to describe but it’s a little chunky from the dehydrated onions, and it has mayo,…

I mean, don’t put your tutorial in a pit next time?

Or, if you want to embrace the Souls humor, put an item on the edge of the pit and when people pick it up have the ground crumble away and knock them down into the tutorial pit. That way on ng+ you’ll know about it and can just ignore the item and walk outside if…

There are two types of people in the world: Those who think something vaguely maple flavored and loaded with high fructose corn syrup counts as “maple syrup” and those who know the difference between golden and very dark varieties.

If cleaning pet food bowls is extra work to you, its probably time to reconsider your choice in having a pet

As a teacher there are two things you can do to help you children.

it doesn’t seem availble anymore, but the “octodog” made hotdogs safer and fun.

Look out for the salvage titles coming to NP/ND. 

“Tokens are now practically worthless”

If you’re following a food influencer, that’s a red flag.

I like being called sir though, it makes me feel like a real grownup even though I’m mostly not. 

Modeling reading gives kids the value that reading is important, but it doesn’t teach them to read.

I’m not sure where you heard about that current wisdom. What I’ve heard is that you can’t just push your kids to read for no reason, because they’ll figure it out pretty quickly. What works best, though is not training them to be readers, but to model being a reader. I can’t tell you how many people bemoan the fact…

The Rona got me working from home. My kids come home from school and invite their friends to come play before their parents get home from their jobs.

Low sodium soy sauce, sesame oil, ginger, toasted garlic, sriracha or other hot sauce, diced scallions, brown sugar. Toss flavor packet in the trash.