You say that like it's a bad thing. The imagery may be a little graphic but it gets the message across.

I would have done so much worse to a kid that spoiled. This isn't a bad deed, it's a good one. People that take the time to do this to spoiled brats are better people for having done so.

Who asked for perfect? Wiping millions of hours of play from their servers and having no proper backup systems and making no attempt to make it up to players is pretty far from perfect man. Excusable was the server being hard to connect to the first week or two, not this. If your game randomly deletes saves at this…

You're right, this point was already refuted. You're insisting it's consensual and that you're fine with it. That you're personal experience and that's fine. Just know that not everyone has that special relationship with Rockstar so when the company tries to mount those people the way they do you, they might not be…

It's not about feelings. You lost your character. It did happen to you. Feelings come into play when you choose whether or not you want to call it being made love to or being fucked but it did happen to you.

Oh no, I don't. I don't remember the last time I called somebody a fanboy actually. You can ctrl+f my long as history on kotaku if you don't believe me. I understand why you'd think so though since you hear it so often.

You got screwed because you bought a product that made certain promises and failed to keep them. Now you're praising their failures. Hey getting screwed isn't necessarily a bad thing. Some people like it. Doesn't change that you're getting screwed.

I bet you hear it a lot.

You fanboy apologists make me absolutely sick. I find it hilarious that you describe accepting getting screwed as growing a pair. If you're getting screwed, chances are you grew something, but what that thing is just about the opposite of a pair.

Nintendo ALLOWED the app because they recognize that a handheld gaming machine is not carried everywhere like a phone is in real life and the pokedex is in the anime. Just because they let them operate autonomously does not mean they could do whatever they want. They let them do so because they do a good job. Nintendo…

That's chump change compared to moving full priced games + consoles which promotes even more game sales.

Actually Nintendo does own pokemon so you're wrong. It's explicitly written on like the first line of the wikipedia pokemon page.

What a let down. With that amount of bear puns, how can we not expect Teddy to make some sort of appearance?

How do you know he's not a cop before going all alpha commando on his ass? You could end up in prison for assaulting a cop. It could also just be a prop. I'd like to agree with you but either you take drastic action or you WILL be the one getting shot. Doing so can have some serious consequences. Also, taking action…

I don't care, this is my favorite picture of his.

S'okay as long as Valve is getting paid.

How do you manage to function in life?

Not after paying Valve they don't. I bet what's taking so long is negotiations not going that smooth.

Honestly? It wouldn't hurt them to sex them up even more. Knowing Kotaku's position on the matter, I honestly thought you were gonna praise them especially considering the action they took despite what their fans really wanted.

I work in software... I am fairly knowledgeable in the field and as much as I stand to benefit from software being sold as a service, it is clear to me it is a product. Regardless, I'm not here to tell you you're right or wrong. All I'm saying is that by your response, you clearly did not do your prescribed reading.