Like, who outside of Columbus and Philly didn’t want to see the Capitals and Penguins go at it again in the second round this year?

As if the best sedan brand/model in America could get not get any more grounded to the ground

I’m sure Darnold will make a fine Jet. After all, the bar for USC QBs is so low in New York, if you jump over it, you hit a lineman in the ass and fumble.

Great work by the Ravens getting Joe Flacco some help at wide receiver.

don’t worry, mexico will pay for it.

The new Supra isnt selling well either. Crazy.

Despite boasting an impressive array of tech and being a little different, the 2019 Ram 1500isn’t selling that well

- now I’m curious WTF happened.

You’re *too old* to get a joke about an event that happened seventy-three years ago? Damn.

Please explain for the olds.

A little boy could have homered off a pitch that fat, man.

“I never met Thanos, I don’t know who Thanos is. He said one nice thing about me. He said I’m a genius. I said thank you very much to the newspaper and that was the end of it. I never met Thanos.”

Oh no, now the Browns will be bad.

Eh, go fuck yourself

Remarkable essay, even more remarkable you typed it with Tom Brady’s supermodel banging hog rolling around in your mouth like a stogie.

go home pats fan. No one wants to hear a word. The Pats have had an unprecedented run of luck/cheating the likes of which the world has never seen. Every SB they have won they have gone up against a terrible in-game coach (with possible exception of Carroll, who still made that awful pass call or let that awful pass…

Eagles threw an interception no the fumble didn’t win anything eagles were already winning what win the game was eagles scored over 40 points

It’s ok to admit TAWM BRAADY and BILLY FAHKIN BEE got beat at their own game. It helps with the grieving.

And if Doug Marrone had any balls/the fumble wasn’t incorrectly blown down the Pats aren’t even in the super bowl. So cram it with walnuts.

Please don’t die from holding your breath for a long period of time.