I’m sure Darnold will make a fine Jet. After all, the bar for USC QBs is so low in New York, if you jump over it, you hit a lineman in the ass and fumble.

Great work by the Ravens getting Joe Flacco some help at wide receiver.

don’t worry, mexico will pay for it.

The new Supra isnt selling well either. Crazy.

Despite boasting an impressive array of tech and being a little different, the 2019 Ram 1500isn’t selling that well

You’re *too old* to get a joke about an event that happened seventy-three years ago? Damn.

Please explain for the olds.

A little boy could have homered off a pitch that fat, man.

Oh no, now the Browns will be bad.

Eh, go fuck yourself

Remarkable essay, even more remarkable you typed it with Tom Brady’s supermodel banging hog rolling around in your mouth like a stogie.

go home pats fan. No one wants to hear a word. The Pats have had an unprecedented run of luck/cheating the likes of which the world has never seen. Every SB they have won they have gone up against a terrible in-game coach (with possible exception of Carroll, who still made that awful pass call or let that awful pass…

Shit right here is why everybody hates Patriots’ fans

Eagles threw an interception no the fumble didn’t win anything eagles were already winning what win the game was eagles scored over 40 points

Dear Dan from Quincy,

the vaunted Eagles

The Eagles lost 13 guys to IR including the frontrunner for MVP and beat the 5 time Super Bowl champs with a guy who gave up on football two years ago and had to be talked out of quitting by Andy Reid.

It’s ok to admit TAWM BRAADY and BILLY FAHKIN BEE got beat at their own game. It helps with the grieving.

And if Doug Marrone had any balls/the fumble wasn’t incorrectly blown down the Pats aren’t even in the super bowl. So cram it with walnuts.