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I see you enjoy the relaxing feel and texture of a McDonald's PlayPlace. Good choice sir.

Glad you followed the sarcasm...

>:( THE BABY IS CUTE

I feel the same way about seeing my wife on there.

This is pretty abstract/obscure, but when I think of Peyton as an offensive coordinator I think of a scene in Band of Brothers involving Major Winters after being promoted from company commander. He's screaming at his incompetent successor while watching a battle disastrously unfold and starts charging in to replace…

OUCH

i think my favorite joke was that the civil rights movement worked and everything is totally fine now.

Boo yah! +1

Keeping one eye on what's going on around her is a wonderful tribute to Stuart Scott.

The same thing happens when someone tries to put subtlety in front of Chris Berman.

yes. They should've ran out into the white out ice covered highway and just waved their arms. That wouldve been safe. There isn't much they could have done at that point.

That's what she said.

"I can't benefit from this; therefore, anyone who says they can are lying and/or stupid."

Seems like a problem an eight dollar HDMI cable could easily remedy.

Step 0: Do not purchase Beats headphones.

Sorry but this list is incomplete without Jonathan Frakes as David Xanatos: