You caught me. Celia's dog is the Pomeranian/Fox Terrier. I'm his best friend, Stevie Nicks the pitbull. Here we are hanging out on my mom's porch with my dad. I'm clearly evil.

I'm really sick of the pro-fitness crowd. There is a difference between being attacked by 3 out of shape people and being attacked by 3 bodybuilders. There just is.

reading the headline I thought it's going to be a video of a lizard doing something scary. but instead I was scared by that human/corpse-hybrid filming it!

Did that guy stitch new fingers on?

Smile! Because baby/honey/gurrrl, you're too pretty to look sad, and you should focus on whether or not your face is pleasing to men.

But don't smile too much, or we'll have to kill you.

Fun fact: they had the nerve to send an e-mail solicitation today. I unsubscribed so quickly I almost developed a hand cramp.

take a look at election results by demographic and tell me why I shouldnt just wait a few years for the far right to die off naturally

Did you know that when you see something on the internet that you don't want to read all you have to do is not click on it? No special tricks, no credit card required, just a modicum of intelligence.

I'm a TV reporter. Several years ago while my husband was out of town a meth head broke into our garage overnight and was there for HOURS trying to steal all of our stuff and hot wire my husband's car with a nonsensical set of found objects and wires for which my husband dubbed her "meth-gyver". Our barking dog…

Pictured below, Jon Snow's existence in one gif:

Word. It was a mini-movie! And Grenn reciting the Oath while the giant rolled down the tunnel... chills. And tears. RIP Pyp and Grenn.

Seriously, I can't believe that sentence either! The panoramic long-shot was beautifully choreographed and executed. That was art.

I was screaming not Pip for a good 5 min.