Anything above a whisper in my house after the three year old goes to bed is treated like a bomb going off.

Sean, not to burst you bubble here, but I think that was actually a butthole lick at the end there. Still fairly open-minded I guess

And if you take the last train to there will anyone be waiting by the station?

mark mangino being interviewed for a coaching gig?

There's a hole, let's go Peay!

Well, that escalated quickly.

One of my favorite stories was told me third party by a co worker. He used to work at a divey breakfast place, and they were always slammed with amateurs, even worse on weekend brunches. A customer grabbed one of the servers as he was walking by with a full tray of drinks, and yelled "Hello, I need another…

yeesh, two out of four replies are spam. Good job, nuKinja

NOT ALL TEACHERS!

or get them some tic tacs.

It's not all men though

This is absolutely disgusting. I've gone a long time pretending this shit didn't exist, and that was perfectly fine until it started getting thrown in my fucking face. This has gone too far. Now I'm going to have to explain to my children that OWN is an actual TV network.

that cat was as stoic as beyonce in an elevator

Here's John Oliver on the whole thing.

Obligatory! ETA: totally irrelevant, but I love it.

It appears his players are following Chip Kelly's example in stacking the roster with ducks.

This brought a damn tear to my eye.

Followed by quite a few more.

Ohhh a biggun, she is just my type. Big juicy wobbler of an ass.

I believe one could view this as a home made art piece to convey what the Rams have done to the Redskins the last few drafts

And many of the current voters.