That beautiful dial-up modem sound. The hiss of the fuzz, the screech of the connection, the weirdly boinga-boinga noise towards the end. Exquisite.

Anything above a whisper in my house after the three year old goes to bed is treated like a bomb going off.

Sean, not to burst you bubble here, but I think that was actually a butthole lick at the end there. Still fairly open-minded I guess

And if you take the last train to there will anyone be waiting by the station?

mark mangino being interviewed for a coaching gig?

There's a hole, let's go Peay!

Well, that escalated quickly.

One of my favorite stories was told me third party by a co worker. He used to work at a divey breakfast place, and they were always slammed with amateurs, even worse on weekend brunches. A customer grabbed one of the servers as he was walking by with a full tray of drinks, and yelled "Hello, I need another…

yeesh, two out of four replies are spam. Good job, nuKinja

NOT ALL TEACHERS!

Avengers: Earths Mightiest Heroes still makes me want to burn the world.

or get them some tic tacs.

"...a planet dying from ecological disaster isn't enough of an imminent threat to get me interested."

It's not all men though

"Can you travel to another solar system?"

Ask and ye shall recieve:

Nolan's history of making phenomenal movies aside, coming off the heels of True Detective, I cannot wait to see more of Matthew McConaughey.

This is absolutely disgusting. I've gone a long time pretending this shit didn't exist, and that was perfectly fine until it started getting thrown in my fucking face. This has gone too far. Now I'm going to have to explain to my children that OWN is an actual TV network.

that cat was as stoic as beyonce in an elevator

And many of the current voters.