Wow, you are dumb as shit.

Yes Mr. Trump, that is how laws work. You fucking imbecile.

I have a 4 year old daughter so a lot of these movies I’m revisiting and sharing with her and The Little Mermaid absolutely holds up. Pat Carroll as Ursula is amazing. Probably my favorite voice actor performance of all time. “Poor Unfortunate Souls” is the best song from the film imo.

I have always done this. I didn’t know this was an issue. Even Word puts a blue line under the word without the comma before “and”.

I’m sorry that happened to you. What an incredible story though. Glad you got out.

1. Comic books are not real.

He said that he thinks that God keeps taking all of our children so they could service the ISIS suicide bombers as one of the 72 virgins they’re rewarded with when they die and get to heaven. The crowd was equal parts shocked and laughing. People got up and left.

I did too. I’ve figured out his gimmick, taking normal observational humor to a horrifying and ridiculous conclusion, I loved the joke I mentioned before. The audience reaction was priceless.

I think they tanked David Cross’ special “Making America Great Again” but I can’t tell if it was because he criticized Trump or if it was because he told the most offensive joke I think I’ve ever heard. I wasn’t offended, but on its nose it was extremely offensive.

Not all interviewers are conducted by HR or P&O as it’s sometimes called. I work in a department but I’m “interview and compliance” trained. Part of my regular job is functional/technical training, so having that perspective is helpful when conducting interviews. Also, when people try to bullshit you about something…

I like you.

Can we stop with this? Stop acting like it’s that hard to tell these two apart. It’s not.

How far can you kick a football?

I did an internal interview and the last question was “Tell me how you make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.” It’s meant to gauge your problem solving skills.

An 8 member court with the deciding vote a moderate? I hope this goes to the highest court with 8 members. It will get struck down. I can’t imagine even Scalia being on board with this if he were still alive. Of course nothing would surprise me.

I said that either he’s too fucking stupid to know what The Onion is or he knows and thinks this shit is hilarious.

I thought presidents could only pardon federal inmates? I wouldn’t put it past him to try though.

I just donated. I don’t know what else to do. I hope it helps.

That’s not how criminal charges work.

Here’s how you can not drink bad Starbucks coffee: don’t go to Starbucks.