Goddamn son

I have said before and I will say again, I am thankful to get internet and tv through my power utility. They offer a 10 gigabit service if you’re so inclined. They’re local, have only raise my bill once (with written notice) and when I do call it’s a local number. If you look up EPB fi they’re the largest cable…

Hahahaha calm down, take off your big boy pants, and rub one out, you’ll feel better.

The Heave Between The Hedges

Bud Light tastes like the piss of a scared rabbit that was filtered through some nickels being held by someone who never washes their hands.

I forgot when they make golf courses they pave over what used to be there with rich, hot asphalt. As opposed to manicured grass and designing the courses around natural features and landscapes. But sure, it’s an “environment destroying non-sport”. Also in case you couldn’t tell I was being sardonic and you’re an…

I would like to hear more of your opinions on this. Don’t let the fact that you don’t even have the most cursory knowledge of what you’re talking about. Please, continue.

He all but mentioned it when he said to Google him and look him up on YouTube and see all the things he's done.

OliverReadingComprehensionSucks

I hate that you had to sign the contract that made you click on this. :(

The novel will be called...

I like how the guy pulls a gun and head shots someone and those other dumb motherfuckers are trying to tackle him instead of getting the fuck off the field.

These young white rapists you mean. If he were a black star athlete rapist the judge would have thrown him so far under the jail his guards would be Chinese giving him rice and shit.

Teenagers are sociopaths. Some of them grow out of it. Some don't. I never cease to be amazed at the depravity and cruelty teenagers are capable of.

The same Olympic record she set in the prelim barely a day or two earlier. She was coasting just to get to the next round.

That's what I did. I don't plan on investing in a 4K set anytime soon. I got me XBox One for around $240 and spent $70 on a 1TB external HDD. I'm perfectly happy with this setup.

Obama didn't commit treason, resign, then was subsequently pardoned. Obama doesn't deserve to be in the same ballpark as Nixon when talking about shitty Presidents. But hey, don't let a little perspective cloud your personal prejudices.

It wasn't meant to be kept secret you huge crybaby. Go find another hill to die on.

Someone is not up on their WWI history because it's not WWII.

It’s a movie called Birdemic: Shock and Terror