Got the 500gb Gears of War XBox One bundle from Microsoft with a free game + $60 Microsoft credit for $299. Basically with the credit got a console and two games for $240. Thrilled with my purchase. Can’t wait for it to arrive!

I got the cheapest bundle which comes with the Gears of War remastered.

I got the cheapest bundle which comes with the Gears of War remastered.

Just bought one. This is the deal I've been waiting for to jump into next gen. Gonna use that $60 to get Fallout 4.

Just bought one. This is the deal I've been waiting for to jump into next gen. Gonna use that $60 to get Fallout 4.

So all of them then? Now in this day and age regardless of how you feel about homosexuals playing sports creating an environment that is toxic towards them just to recruit homophobic athletes of homophobic families seems counterproductive. There isn’t a coach or AD working that would go on record as saying their…

I think a lot of men honestly feel that way. Like yeah they don’t do chores but when that sink leaks or the oil needs changing they’re there. Someone said men are more proud of their 10% contribution than women are of their 90%. I grew up with a dad who never changed diapers, never washed a dish, never did a stitch of…

This is the saddest thing I've ever read.

COOL STORY BRO

I have. The character is racist as shit. The costume isn't racist. It's just a kid in a baseball cap and button up shirt.

A handy flowchart to help anyone who might be confused.

If the costume isn’t an appropriation of the Asian race/culture and isn’t a caricature or stereotypical representation of said race, I say go for it. It’s a character from a movie.

I make those. I don't make the pumpkin spice ones. Also we are making strawberry milk chocolate and strawberry white chocolate. The milk ones taste exactly like Capn Crunch Crunch Berries.

Do everyone a favor and stop operating motor vehicles forever. Sincerely, every one still alive in spite of your best efforts.

Reggie Watts is brilliant. You're a crazy person.

That is one fresh steaming pile of hot take.

I GOT YER FACKIN STRAWMAN RIGHTCHEA! FACK YOO FER TAWKIN SMACK ABOUT THA SAWX! WHO DA FACK DO YA THINK YA ARRRRRRRRRRRR?!?!?!,!,111

Hey, ask Google you unimaginative dipshit troll.

I work at a chocolate factory and we sell our rejects to pig farmers to use to mix in with their feed.

APE TITS

Jason Mantzoukas.

I may be biased but I really like the candy corn M&M's. My absolute favorite are the white chocolate peppermint. Listen up though later this year we are making white chocolate strawberry shortcake. We are doing a trial run next week. I'll let you know how it goes.