This is the saddest thing I've ever read.

COOL STORY BRO

I have. The character is racist as shit. The costume isn't racist. It's just a kid in a baseball cap and button up shirt.

A handy flowchart to help anyone who might be confused.

If the costume isn’t an appropriation of the Asian race/culture and isn’t a caricature or stereotypical representation of said race, I say go for it. It’s a character from a movie.

The chromecast gets its content from your internet connection. You just use your phone as a remote. Even on an underpowered phone or laptop, if your connection is good, then the dongle will work.

It's way, way faster for me. I have a 1gbps ISP so the 5ghz band tops out at about 300mbps over wifi where as my 2.4ghz topped out at about 50mbps. It's like night and day. It's the biggest reason I bought this my second Chromecast. I put the old one in my bedroom.

I make those. I don't make the pumpkin spice ones. Also we are making strawberry milk chocolate and strawberry white chocolate. The milk ones taste exactly like Capn Crunch Crunch Berries.

Do everyone a favor and stop operating motor vehicles forever. Sincerely, every one still alive in spite of your best efforts.

Reggie Watts is brilliant. You're a crazy person.

That is one fresh steaming pile of hot take.

Yes.

It supports 5GHZ. Which is awesome because I have 1gbps fiber optic internet at my house.

I GOT YER FACKIN STRAWMAN RIGHTCHEA! FACK YOO FER TAWKIN SMACK ABOUT THA SAWX! WHO DA FACK DO YA THINK YA ARRRRRRRRRRRR?!?!?!,!,111

Hey, ask Google you unimaginative dipshit troll.

I work at a chocolate factory and we sell our rejects to pig farmers to use to mix in with their feed.

YEAH BRO MY MOBILE OS THAT I USE ONLY AND HAD NO HAND IN CREATING AND DEVELOPING HAS A BIGGER E-DICK THAN ANOTHER MOBILE OS THAT I HAD NO HAND IN CREATING AND DEVELOPING. ALSO THIS ARGUMENT IS FUCKING STUPID AND I AM A SAD SACK OF SENTIENT MASHED POTATOES FOR TAKING PART IN IT. ALSO ISHEEP LULZ ARENT I CLEVER AND…

Oh my god who the hell cares

APE TITS

Jason Mantzoukas.