I'm not attracted to men, and I feel my advanced knowledge of their sexuality or lack of knowledge thereof wouldn't change that. By your definition would that make me homophobic?

Hey did you hear Don Zimmer died?

There's a law somewhere that says all brothers-in-law must be racist dipshits.

Tennessee is a 2 party state though. Which means both parties have to know and consent to being recorded. The only caveat to that is you can exclude one party from consenting if you feel there isn't an expectation of privacy. This is the same loophole that gives people in 2 party states the right to record…

Add your comment and picture together and you will get two things that have never meant so much nothing.

I have a one year old daughter. If she was in our yard playing and an aggressive, unleashed dog came from another property and attacked her, the dog had better hope a cat scares it off before I get my hands on it. A dog that attacks another person or another pet is more often than not held for quarantine before its…

That's like saying you could beat Lebron James in 1 on 1 because he isn't used to hard fouls in a "street game". Mayweather doesn't need ground game or grappling ability. He's a man that has trained since he was barely a teenager to do one thing, punch people.

I don't see anything that would make me hate black people, no. I don't find her attractive.

NOT ALL MEN...

I know I'm late to the party here but popcorn jellybeans are a goddamn abomination.

He was just giving a tribute to his favorite Civil War commander, Colonel Angus.

Ahh yes the ol' "Fuck The Homeless" sundae.

"did you get your tickets..."*slowly parts lips revealing huge gums and tiny teeth*"to the GUM SHOW?!?!"

Are you telling me a model DOESN'T use a 3G phone and military time??? Pffft!!!

In other news, my job is about to get a whole lot more fun. Just add water!

That's a shitty argument because the student athlete "taking seats from paying students" is putting asses in stadium seats and earning millions in revenue for the school. What an idiot.

Sound the alarm, you're gonna be UNCOMFORTABLY ENERGETIC

Hershey's is dogshit because they use vegetable oil instead of cocoa butter. That's like replacing butter with margarine mixed with saliva. It's not real chocolate. It's mockolate. It tastes like sour milk and failure.

I'll take my chances with an autistic child as opposed to a child with polio

I make $0 telling spammers to eat bags of shit on the internet. It's extremely fulfilling work.