The Duggar men have to abide by modesty standards as well: they aren't allowed to walk around shirtless, even when working outdoors on hot days. When Jim Bob and Michelle went to Puerto Rico, JB had to cut off a pair of jeans to go snorkeling (because he doesn't wear shorts)... and those jeans had to be cut off below…

I'm your cousin, obvs.

What do you a call a hotdog with the middle scooped out? A hollow-weenie.

My sister died in a car accident at the age of 20, and my brother and I (18 & 16 yrs old at the time) were charged with cleaning out her apartment. We brought the boxes of my sister's stuff back to my brother's apartment and immediately started drinking rum we'd found in my sister's kitchen. After a few drinks we…

I've been busy composing my Labor & Delivery Mix (1st baby due in December)... that's kind of like a marathon, right?

LaComtesse: I cant figure out how to private message you or if that's even possible, and be warned that what I'm about to write is completely off topic here... but I just wanted to tell you something. About a year or so ago (pre-Kinja, when I had a different profile/username) you responded to a post I wrote about my…

Yea, so I mentioned this (in the shadowy depths where unapproved commenters dwell), but I used to live right above the Barilla ad agency offices in Italy. And I ended up making friends with several of their employees, a few of them openly gay...and they seemed to love their job. It must really suck for them right now.

I only say that to people who don't like guacamole. Because huh? how?

I only say that to people who don't like guacamole. Because huh? how?

My apt was right above Barilla's ad agency offices when I lived in Italy. I could see into their windows and stuff, and would go out and bum smokes off of them on the stoop sometimes. I'm here to tell you, there was more than one homosexual working in those offices. In fact, I think those were some of the first openly…

"most versions of Judaism aren't too keen on (abortion).." I'm a Jewish health care provider who often cares for women in need of abortions. I've never met one Jewish person who is outspokenly anti-choice (my "version" of Judaism is Reform). Jews get enough shit for the things we actually believe, so kindly don't…