Yeah, except that bitch Brenda can’t have a fucking pepperonis within 14 goddamned feet of her pizza so no pepperoni.

“Honestly, to be frank,”

The Wraith is the best. Love that theme song at the beginning and the villain gang are hilarious. The one guy Skank routinely drinks brake fluid and shit to get high/drunk and somehow THAT is not what kills him. The Main villain, aka fuck that guy is so hissingly snakelike if I saw him at a Sci Fi convention I’d have …

Even if Roth has previously only written one science fiction film: Kevin Costner’s The Postman.

Rob not knowing the Wraith, is totally fucking Bricken.

I hope he discovers how incredibly good intravenous opioids feel when you inject them. He’s young, he’s rich. Why not enjoy the absolute best drugs money can buy?

Good. Fuck that guy.

I am unfamiliar with this guy other than turning his videos off when Youtube thinks I want to see them. My reason is because he looks like a Hobbit cos playing as a douche bag. I’m glad to hear my instincts were accurate.

Yeah, sorry. If this song’s not in it I’m not going.

Or that the person in charge actually gives one fuck about said population.

omg can you imagine if there’s another cold war and they blame a Jalopnik sub-blog for it

That way it hurt less.

LOL, that was one of the most amazing paraphrases of reality I’ve ever read. It got an Oscar for Makeup and Hairstyling. The movie itself sucks ass but everyone looked great. Your statement makes it sound like it got an Oscar (for hair and makeup) so therefore it is good.

So wait a minute. The answer to “white washing” asian characters in media (Ghost in the Shell, Last Airbender etc... all the way back to the Kung Fu TV series...) is to Yellow Wash the white kung fu guy? The white kung fu guy that was ALWAYS a white guy. Seriously?

Look at box office for top grossing pics. You might never go to this (nor should you) but there will be 2-3 tickets sold in this theater on every sale vs your lonely hipster ass buying one. My kid thankfully is 9 and would not want to go to this but for parents with little kids this would be great.

So awesome that Amazon is taking the heat for Nintendo’s usual “ship less than ordered” hype generating fucking bullshit. They do it with every console every fucking time. Why not just say “Nintendo fucks everyone over, again”.

As long as that fuck Palmer Luckey is ruined I could care less. Burn the whole west coast for all I care. If he’s there (screaming) when it goes, I’m okay with it. I’d be fine watching that in slo mo on youtube in 240p, don’t need HD or anything.

He should get “dragged” just for that hair. Seriously, I’m not interested in any arguments reasoned or otherwise from someone who wears a giant neon green bad choice on their head.

You don’t love Star Wars enough, hippie.

Saga is the story of Hazel, the daughter of Alanna and Marko, two members of different alien races that are at war with each other. The story follows Alanna and Marko as they run away from their respective races after Hazel is born and try to find some sort of peace, all the while being followed by bounty hunters…