Comments of an obvious non parent. Your resentment towards people making choices for you reflects the resentment of a child. When Joel took Ellie outside she had literally never even been outside.

I think a lot of people who have problems with "The Lie" are just flat out not parents yet. When you are a parent you shield your kid from all the ugly shit you can for as long as you can. Lies of omission, you edit reality so your kid can be innocent and free for as long as possible. You make of fanciful lies like…

Yeah, feel the pain of everyone that likes "Superman Returns". How's that medicine taste?

God, this is going to be great! I can't wait to be like Superman and MURDER General Zod. I'm going to straight up break his neck, fatality on you Zod! Ha ha. I'm 9 years old by the way.

No bro, THAT'S JUSTICE!

Yes, I do have I/D. for this six pack of natty lite. >presents five dollar bill<

Vampirella

Halle Berry is, TOMB RAIDER! See it this summer in 3D!

LOL, I actually used Grand Theft Auto:Vice City to teach my brother in law to drive. The POV and streets with traffic that could be unpredictable, and street lights it was a pretty practical in home simulator. It taught him to drive defensively.

I predict he will regret not taking the 15K.

Cuntstabber never failed to catch me off guard and make me laugh way too much. It was just so random.

Abs of the 80s were very different.......

All right everybody, hold him down. I'm going to shave off his eyebrows. WITH MY NEW Dorco Pace 3- Three Razor Blade Shaving System- Value Pack (10 Cartridges + 1 Handle that I just bought for only 14 bucks!

Better HOW with Kinect exactly?

Well good, I was planning on getting it for the 360 so I can actually play the game. Fracking Bethesda and Ps3 are totally ridiculous.........

My superpower is getting cans off of high shelves.

Yeah because that's what you'd do. She gave 8 dollars to charity to get it.

We go to Walt Disney World 3-4 times a year and that is the place to take your 3DS! Streetpasses galore from all over the world.

Maybe he should think about his family before he opens his mouth. He's a grown ass man, he can look out for his own family. That means paying the bills. That means making sure the baby is in her car seat right. That means being responsible and smart enough NOT to get fired for being a dumbass and saying whatever flies…

Oh. My. God. The Japanese are going to go completely insane for MLP. I had no idea they didn't have it already.