"Dr. White died in September 2010"

I had chicken pox at age 19. Man did it suck. I WISH I had gotten it as a kid. I was sick as an animal for weeks and missed a LOT of work and bonus I get to look forward to very likely having shingles in a few years which apparently SUPER sucks. Yay.

Great. Now how the fuck am I supposed to know what a weasel looks like?

That gives me an actual shadenfruede chub. I hope you're not expecting a lot of symathy from the masses who have to wait to PAY for their copy.

So wait, if i buy a $hit computer I can also buy a $hit tablet? Wow, where do I sign up! Hope they have been "optimized", I love me some optimization.

"Comment thread promotion is locked by an editor" Gee wonder why? MasterChi, I tried to give you a thumbs up but apparently calling BS on actual BS is over some line.

Chortle, own a 4S much?

The names thus far have been too........fruity. Might i suggest MANWICH! Brings to mind beef, chopped onions and a rich tomato sauce, deeelicious. i'd buy that. That's marketing right there.

oops, we forgot The Whizzer!

You missed Man-Thing. He hasn't appeared in the trailers yet but I just know he's going to be in there. ;)

We here in Jacksonville are surprised and proud to find there was someone smart enough to do this in our town. Especially on the Westside, when you drive through this part of town you literally hear banjos.

Gosh, the console gamers sure feel threatened, don't they? Wonder why?

Heh, within minutes of the end of the press conference I had taken some stick on letters I had and put an "S" on the box from my 4 and texted a pic of it to my wife for a chuckle. Then I sent a pic of my junk for yet another chuckle.

Worst part to me is we built up for iPhone 5 and got iPhone 4.5. Just a minor upgrade to the one that came out a year and a half ago. It feels like a stopgap "We had to put something out this year so here it is." Here's hoping we finally see the 5 come springtime (right around the time when all those contracts from…

I wouldn't exactly call it "ad filled". I think a lot of people would be surprised at how unobtrusive the ads actually are, they only appear on the sleep screen and at the bottom of the main menu. I hardly ever see or notice them. They do not appear inside a book at all. 79 is a crazy price for the Touch "with…

I don't think of it as an insult when people say they are gay, simply a silly projection. There is no reason that they have to be gay to live together. They can simply be best buddies. That's all I ever thought they were when I was a kid. That's all my little girl thinks. And it has been stated repeatedly by the…

Amen.

I'm absolutely dying to see this. I never liked Elmo until I saw him through my daughter's eyes, I just didn't get it. Now I love him. If you don't have kids I don't really think it's possible to understand what the puppets really are and what they really mean. Now I get defensive and angry when people who obviously…

I watched that and liked and was disappointed when it did not come back.

I'm looking forward to Jackie Earl Haley as Willie Loomis. Should be interesting. Also the inevitable DVD Box Set of the original show. I never saw enough of them in a row to understand all that was going on in that show, they had the leisure to go VERY slowly.