Tell that to the fully stocked bar in my living room I can go to at any time and get a drink from, Sonny.

Mater says "IT'S THE GHOST LIIIIIIIIGHT!"

Yup, her father was beheaded by King Joffrey and she had to flee into exile with Littlefinger.

It seems like russian youths have nothing better to do than figure out creative ways to die on camera. They die in droves on liveleak doing stupid crap like this.

For "The Stand" I think I would have preferred "Don't dream it's over" by Crowded House. It was absolutely heartbreaking in the context of the movie.

I had the misfortune of going to see Apollo 18 the same day that I watched Insidious. Insidious was scary as hell, very well done on a minimal budget. Keep in mind I have fed on horror movies my whole life and laugh at most of them. Insidious I found genuinely scary. Apollo 18 didn't because I couldn't relate to any…

Maybe, I get Surfer, Surfing and Transworld Surf so it's hard to keep them straight sometimes.

Ha Ha, what a douche. I mean, oh uh, grrrr Gamestop is mean!

Same here. Props Giz!

They did this for the cover shot of last months Surfer magazine (I think) and it was quite a photo. In dollar terms that stunt paid big.

The jokes on them, this piece of "Folk art" is worth millions! Coming soon to Antiques Roadshow, right here, on PBS.

And yet nobody can understand why I'm disparaging the Man of Steel for taking away Superman's speedos. Sigh.

I'll try by way of examples.

I got mad about this movie when I watched 20 minutes of "Sucker Punch". Speedos are just the icing on the crap cake this is shaping up to be in my book.

Go ahead and give up now then. Legions of Star Wars fans will go and many many many will bring their kids along. Expect something on par with a Pixar release like Cars 2. AND DESPAIR! AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (evil laugh)

He says "Oh, it's awesome."

I'm crossing my fingers for "Bionic Man" from Dynamite,Phil Hester, Jonathan Lau and Kevin Smith. Hoping it will be good. On some kind of schedule would be nice too, I'm looking at you Kevin Smith!

Can't tell you how many times I've suddenly "got a call" to avoid being panhandled. And yes it works every time.

Oh no. Please don't throw me out of the sterile barren wasteland that is so mind numbingly boring to look at that I thought I'd opened up notepad by accident. Please no.

Thank you!