Scouts: Byron do you want to look at the data from last night's loss?

I used Brilliant Earth as well.

NFL teams get an insane amount of corporate welfare and the dirty little secret is that NFL games aren't even that fun to attend.

To make matters worse, the guy just found out that he paid waaaay too much for the printing on his shirt.

I just treat women like other people and it seems to work pretty well.

"Mr. Kraft, the commissioner is on line 1, something about an overdue apology"

and signing new franchise agreements paying his employees barely minimum wage.

Peyton Manning, "winner" and team player earning $19 million this year couldn't be reached for comment, as he was filming his 3,193rd tv commercial for Papa Johns.

Please write more like this never.

Nothing says "fundamental respect for life" quite like a mean-spirited, half-assed pun aimed at someone grieving over the loss of her husband.

"Actually, analytics refers to a type of bug that lives in your butt."

Sweaters are nice, but I prefer football jerseys.

OMG. OMG. OMG.

A PENGUIN IN A PENGUIN BOOKS SWEATER

In addition, is there an "Adopt A Cute Little Penguin-in-a-Sweater" program? And where do I sign up for that one?

OH MY GOD THE ONE WITH THE PENGUIN BOOKS SWEATER !!!!!!!!!

Is there an "Adopt A Cute Old Man" program? Can I sign up?

Now is as good a time as any to brag that I'm only three degrees from him. And now you're four!

I already love Kevin Bacon and just now noticed that his avatar is Roger from American Dad when he wore a fake nose and pretended to be...Kevin Bacon. He's the best. <3