My wife invariably introduces me to couples where the guy has no interest in sports and beer and I literally have nothing to talk to them about. That probably says more about me than I care to admit.

Oh and! These are snacks. Next year we'll do hot/more substantial foodstuffs like Pizza Rolls. Don't think I haven't noticed the Pizza Rolls people yelling down thar in the grays.

There are no hot snacks on this list? If there was Totinos Pizza Rolls would be the clear cut winner.

Toronto PD clarifies that the men were not arrested, merely ejected, ticketed, and banned.

as much as it pains me to say this: Johnson's right. this woman spends way too much time taking people - other women, specifically - to task for failing to live up to moral standards which she herself cannot uphold. if her online persona wasn't so relentlessly moralistic, Johnson wouldn't have even bothered with this.…

Why does only one or the other of them have to be terrible? No, he shouldn't do what he did. But she is a propagandist for some pretty dangerous ideas.

Sounds like the kind of thing a scrub would do.

Yeah he fucked up, but this isn't on him. You don't lose after having a 16-0 lead because one dude boots an onside kick recovery.

Here's the thing that all the Paterno corpse fellaters fail to appreciate: Paterno could have ended this whole thing with one phone call. No, not to the cops or the school administration; to the media. You want justice in this country while maintaining your reputation? You call a fucking journalist and tell them…

You have to respect this level of premeditated trolling. Walton ordered the book, brought it to the game, waited for his chance on live tv.

I posted the same thing about WV. Its even worse when you look at #2-#5:

Really, West Virginians? "Hot dog"s? You're lucky Colorado exists.

Sigh.
You know, I was going to write 'Hot Dogs' for West Virginia because I thought it would be funny. Then I looked at the map. Fucking squirrel would have been more respectable. THIS, West Virgina, is why you don't ever have nice things.

Fuck that. I'll stick with "Cones of Dunshire"

You sure found a lot of words to say "burn it down", Jolie.

I know :( Imma try one with his grill in and see how that looks

Convincing argument.

Colorado, which won the AP national championship in 1990, benefitted from an incompetent officiating crew that gave them a fifth down against Missouri and a disputable clipping call against Notre Dame in the Orange Bowl.

Oh man I laughed at that. I just went and found that so I could take it. I got Scheana and felt sad, then realized the only person on that show Id be happy being compared to is probably giggy.

It's a cool segment, I'm just making fun of the product being discussed in it.

It's a cool segment, I'm just making fun of the product being discussed in it.