Just got a diffuser, as well as one of those screw Comcast modems.

Just got a diffuser, as well as one of those screw Comcast modems.

Lol it’s funny, I had a lab in college with Jenny Simpson. Super nice and I had no idea until I saw her a year or two later.

Just got back from Thailand (Bangkok, Chiang Mai and Phuket) and the bike thing is real. People are crazy on their scooters. Families of four would be riding without helmets. Seems like the best way to get around but does come with its risks

Haha, my meal to terrible shit ratio is as close to one as humanly possible

In all fairness, I have hassled my Yankees friend doing a Player A vs Player B on Mo vs Pap. Also I’m in Thailand and getting stir crazy for hot takes, so I provided my own.

Been clear for a while. Watched Jason Giambi catch up to his fastball when the Rockies walked off against the Sox a few years ago. Called it from the Rock Pile.

That’s why I bathed an elephant yesterday instead of riding it.

Frankly, the Cleveland dollar is super weak compared to the US dollar so he could take his life savings and live like a King. Probably be LeBrons neighbor.

Trademark it, move to Cleveland and put it on a T-shirt. Never work again.

Right place, right people. Recipe for success for any mind alterer.

It’s pretty great actually. Just do it in the right place with the right people and it can be an illumating experience.

Seriously. Pops is seven years sober because of AA. Why are people so quick to pretend like it’s the only way to get sober.

Awww I wish my layover in Dubai was more than 4 hours.

On one hand, and this is where I tend to be most sympathetic, he is not a native English speaker. I am in Thailand right now and everyone is at a different level when it comes to their English.

For real. I have car alerts set for a few cars but I can’t justify spending money on a paid off but reliable 12 year old CRV

Lol what, distressed PVC isn’t in right now?!

The irony astounds me that so many people here on Jezebel judge Leo for his sex life.

Who cares? He has quite a few Instagram followers who may have been turned onto this issue because of him. They might even go as far as caring and some might become active in the fight.

What the hell, that furry vine is the greatest ever.

The NFL finally met it’s match