Most interesting conversation a group of women in a Minneapolis bar will hear for a while.

Probably should have watched the entire American Dad episode where they explained they were joking about being drunk during accidents.

Buy Micron! Put all your money in Micron. Ticker symbol MU.

Haha, thank you for taking it in stride.

Whenever I am having a bad day, I will think of this.

Haha, you must be the life of the party.

"I promise I'll be nice". Great line. Pop is the man.

"Hey look, I was going to owe this year but it looks like someone took care of it!"

Sorry for the late reply. Yes it was Rocket Dock and I downloaded Windows 7 icons and just matched em all up. The weather up in the corner is thanks to Rain Meter and some random skin.

Amen brother. Cleaner the better.

If you could have one sporting event outcome happen, what would it be (i.e, Bills win the Super Bowl).

Dude cliff dove into it.

Unique performance character is a douchey way to say mascot.

I try to give up on humanity less than twice a day but god damn.

Usually the pitch is thrown so the batter would have to be out of the box (ie break the rules) to hit the pitch. This pitcher just plain messed up and the batter wasn't checked out of the AB.

One of the best things that happened to me was being forced to pack everything I own into a Honda CR-V. I realized how much junk I had accumulated.

What do the Massholes drink?

I wrote a paper in college about how folks should get a license before having kids. My theoretical portion was strong but lord was the pragmatic implementation of the licensing system problematic.

Can Samer tally Tommy Points?

I will always feel bad about how Tito went out in Boston. He is a rad dude, and this just proves it.