Can't wait to see fans burn a T.J Yates jersey!

Manager: "Great start but I need a new filter, more hearts, and the phrase "besties for life" on the bottom".

And he's a cop too!?!?

Greg is bringing the heat this Friday!

I love how puppies have so little stamina they fall asleep in the pile, turning the cute meter to 11.

Yes, I was honestly hoping to see this for all teams.

Literally made me laugh out loud. Can't believe I missed it.

A rousing defense and one that makes a solid case. I just think wordplay, as douchy as it is, should be rewarded.

How is this even close, at least RG3ESUS tries for wordplay.

For more happy smiles Google Translate Uehara's Tweets.

I thought we moved this to Jezebel?

That's what threw me off. Looks like they Tom Cruised him.

Oh wow, new coach bringing in new talent?

Would have guessed the heights of Danny and that nice lady would have been the opposite.

Haha, I used to be a deadbeat and am slowly but surely getting my score closer to 800 so I meant all that in the kindest way possible. Plus my lady and I were able to stay 7 nights in W's using her Starwood SPG card so that really sealed in how nifty it can be.

To build credit and get free stuff by paying off your balance in full every month!

My lady travels so we are in a different category. But she spends all her money and expenses and stuff on her Starwood SPG card and we took a trip to Portland/Seattle/Vancouver and were able to stay get our planes, trains and hotels all for 300 dollar a piece.

Turns out the Patriots reallllllllly like tacos.

Using a rewards card and paying in full is just like saving for a vacation but without having to put any of your own money away on the side.

White girl butts have feelings too, man.