In true Boeing fashion he overheated and started a fire that no PR could put out.

Better than flopping like a dead fish I suppose.

He pulled up when he realized it wasn't a chocolate chip.

Landon's like 'C'mon man, why you gotta steal that goal?'

Now you have to do a psychological profile in a smug way.

Seriously, this is actually really sad.

I guess the standing ovation given to Mariano Rivera in a Boston steakhouse doesn't count.

Touche my friend.

This is Nate Robinson, not Javale McGee.

The funny part is, he didn't even have to kneel down to do it.

They meant to say, "Hitler in a good way".

I bet Charl feels like there's always something missing with his life.

*Throws club*

Have they learned nothing about getting people to show up?