12. Horrific motorboating accident.

Fellatiopalooza was a lot better when your mom was alive.

What did you expect after posting that picture? You were obviously trying to troll, til you got your feelings hurt.

I didn’t know your mom was a Steelers fan.

♫ HGH you work so gooooood ♫

You’d think Harrison Ford would get more support in Indiana.

Picture of the artist:

Sometimes the truth hurts. The WNBA sucks. If you doubt me, I challenge you to watch one whole game without changing the channel except for commercials. Try it, you can’t do it. Maybe they oughta try what Gilbert suggests. It sure worked for women’s golf and tennis. That maybe sexist, but it is true.

Somewhat ironic, considering that owners of WNBA franchises would like more butts in their Arenas.

To be fair, those butts are some good-ass butts.

Clip:

Let us all pray that it eats him.

Why Belichick doesn’t grow a beard:

The flag of our people. We’d raise it high, but we can’t figure out how that flagpole rope thingy works exactly.

Bahaha! Way to let them down easy...

Now is my time to shine and I got nothing.

this comment gives me strength

*Pushes up baseball helmet in nerd fashion*