I find it racist that they feel the need to hire a black person so that they can properly portray the relationship between pimp and prostitute.

I love dirtbiking...in the dirt. Not in the street with zero protection like a fucking squid.

This sounds like every wedding I’ve ever gone to single.

If it’s 2 am on a lonely weekend, that’s a pretty good message.

The biggest downfall of Borderlands was that it made you throw away guns you liked for more powerful ones that didn’t necessarily share the same qualities. If only there was customization.

NO THERE’S ONLY ONE THING THAT MAKES FOR A GREAT GUN, AND THAT THING IS EXPLOSIONS!!!!

TORGUE!!!!

Borderlands wins with Torgue guns alone.

Also, don’t micromanage me. I’ll get my shit done, but these blogs aren’t going to read themselves...until I get done writing that program, then they will.

Hey, good idea! I'm going to use that one. Just in case.

I like you, Anne! I like you whole bunches.

I didn’t know Anne was uncircumcised!

Does it have internet? Lotta good things on that internet.

Does it have internet? Lotta good things on that internet.

She seems cool. I’d want my daughter to be a) as good a gamer as she is, and b) be as realistic about the amount of stupid in the world.

its the source of his power, he can’t.

I realize this is a joke, but you might wanna take another look at Gabe Kapler’s actual stats.

You sure about that? Kapler was always a pretty vocal anti-steroid guy and was never linked to roids beyond people assuming he was on something because he was jacked.

The Fedoration of Males?