@rt4:

That's a lesson that J. Walter Weatherman would approve of.

I'm going to go for a general "anyone who drives a painfully fast/Bruce car like it's a Camry". I'm looking at you, woman in my neighborhood who drives an M5 no faster than 35 under any circumstances. Bonus points if the driver looks particularly smug.

Why is there a picture of a hawk in a bikini on Deadspin?

Up and to the left. Up and to the left. HERE IT COMES!

I can't wait to see the Dugout's take on this. I'm crossing my fingers for a LadyCop cameo.

I second the vote for any full size two-door SUV: K5 Blazer, Ramcharger, Bronco. With full brush guards, straight pipes and a winch.

PECOTA WEEPS! FOR THE LACK OF MOVEMENT! IN ODALIS'S SOUL AND IN HIS FASTBALL! RETURN TO YOUR ROOTS, ODALIS! LEST YOU FURTHER ANGER THE BASEBALL GODS!

@Nationalcoholic:

It kills me for the guy. He was a force of nature until that pitch.

The horn going off as the ruins burned made this video hoon-worthy for me. Good show.

Fuck County Line. Goode Company BBQ is where it's at.

Which comes first: He drops the "ie" and becomes Frank Muniz, or he grows real facial hair?

It warms my heart to know that people are actually driving their six-figure muscle cars on the open road.

1. Albert King

Brewers to win the NL Central, Will? My gawd. They've been the Sleeper Team to Watch for about four years now. They just don't have the arms or the bats to do it.

@Larry Forney:

It'll look a lot better in WRC Blue with a blacked-out grille. I'm actually most surprised that the promo shots aren't of a car sporting Subaru's singature color.

Someone want to transcribe that into English for me?

Should've gotten Harry Hamlin.