My roommate is a Rice grad and (apparently) the only die-hard sports fan that they have. Since baseball is the only sport they're half-decent in, he breaks down their games like Rob Neyer on meth. It's going to be a looong road to Omaha this year.

@Jerkwheat:

-s. Sorry, buddy. I'll be sure to supplement with stories about not knowing how to two-step, being a beer snob in a Miller Lite town, and the time I pissed on Hurricane Harrys.

I'll do Texas A&M. Someone needs to paint the Ags in a positive light. Cow town roots not withstanding.

C4 Corvettes might be in that catagory, along with the 3000GT/Stealth.

JEEET, I SEN JOO A PEEGTURE OF A SMOOSH-FACE KITTY IN A BASKGET

Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.

Pac Man, he flip you. He flip you for real.

He's just upset because his own father died in a tragic pillow fight accident.

If Murilee is right, then I guess second prize has stepped up a bit from steak knives.

Why do we always hurt the ones we love? Why Banjo, WHY?

Texans, I know the exact spot where your wreck happened. Almost killed myself there a couple of times.

THAT MAKES A LOT OF SENSE BECAUSE INDEED I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.

He was going to call the book, "The Man Inside Me" but the title was already taken.

Do they make an Escalade in Camo?

Is there a scene where Lil Alex slaps the snowcone out of an opposing players hand after the game?

Ray Smuckles wouldn't take any lip off this kid.

Alfalfa, have you seen the videotape?

Never Mind The Shuttlecocks

That reminds me: I need to buy some more shotgun shells.