I mean, yes there’s that but this is more branches freezing, snapping, and falling on power lines

Maybe instead of banning books and worrying about drag queens, they should have been focusing on their utility infrastucture.

Nonsense. The only proper response to the current disaster is to immediately pass emergency legislation to ban “woke” books and drag shows.

So as a Texan, 100% agree.  That being said, the current power outages are actually due to fallen tree branches on power lines, etc, not from a lack of power availability.  

I remember when Texas froze and lost power, sending one of their senators fleeing to Cancun for safety. I watched video after video of burst water pipes, often followed by a ceiling collapse. The final estimate was 246 Texans died from exposure to the cold or carbon monoxide poisoning; exposure due to a lack of heat or…

I’m a little surprised we haven’t seen Abbot roll out and proclaim that to end to all the freezing weather is Texas needs more natural gas power plants polluting the atmosphere to heat it up and declaring Feb 2nd “Roll Coal Day the Texas Way” as a policy. 

No salt on the roads. Not to make light of the situation because I’ve been in a bad freeze in Texas, but the picture of Tesla on Tesla collision is VERY Austin. 

Texas hits freezing and basically implodes. Meanwhile we’re gearing up for -50 wind chills in NE and we’re joking about finally putting away our shorts for the season. 

Over 28 years and the Texas infrastructure still sucks.

There’s a meme floating around that I can’t find.

Children are easily created by unskilled labor.

but ditching a kid to make a flight you’ve basically already missed isn’t world-class parent material.

“You can keep her - we’ll make another one.”

the worst thing about going to theaters now are all the pre-show ads talking our ear off about how movies are made to be seen in theaters

“eventually upcoming” lol.

Yup, it’s not just storms coming for us... hungry predators are desperate too. 

Welp. Didn’ t have this one on my “Horrors of Climate Change” bingo card. Christ.

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Wait till you catch our cover of Burning Love...

New band name... Super Gonorrhea