I can’t pass the criminal background check necessary to get him.

...this isn’t for Top Gear

An acclaimed designer talking about the finer points of designing car features for various animals

where you even have like a “face:” with the headlights and grille forming the eyes and mouth

LeBlanc may be a has-been (I’d argue otherwise), but Evans is a never-was.

Houndstooth seats > all others. I’m a sucker for crap like that. Always glad to see GM in the game though.

Honestly, the watch I want more than anything now is a metal-cased ‘80s-era Armitron game watch.

To be fair, I love a lot of things, too.

Man, where did your dad work?

TRUMP/MANSORY 2016

Production model spotted.

Check out the JDM luxury version of the Toyota Hiace.

Oh.

I much prefer the look of the one below from 2014

I drive a 2003 Focus with a cracked windshield, peeling paint, and one missing wheel cover. Still don’t give a fuck.

Holding up your hand in a stop motion to someone who’s greeting you is simply rude. I bet your dad likes to snap his fingers at waiters as well.

So, the outcome (dad didn't buy the car that day) was exactly the same as it would have been had he not been an ass about it.

Your dad sounds like an asshole.

Nah son: