I really, really hate these cars.

I hope that the next time there’s a segment on car safety, they send over Orlove, or Torchinsky. Mostly because I feel like Torch would be just crazy enough to do and entire interview as Max Hardigrew in order to troll a bad reporter.

I’m a dinosaur truther. The truth is that dinosaurs are fucking awesome.

No one will be pulling harder for team USA at the Summer Olympics in Brazil

Damnit $kay, you tryin’ to go two for two?

1. We cover anything that moves (see: trains)

I bet he got off at the wrong station.

Am I doing it right?

Really? Because I'm seeing superhuman levels of patience in this picture.

how about mach 1 conversion to mid engine with a ford gt motor?

Dawg we’ve done this like 16 times already. Let me save you all some trouble, because the last one was barely half a year ago.

These buyers guides are cool and all, but shouldn’t you wait until the car is actually available for sale, and you’ve driven one?

Oxidants happen.

Oh yeah, the truck is even better! I love the door treatment, and the flexible bed design reminds me of a Toyota Bb OpenDeck.

How the podracing scene should have gone.

If you were still negotiating ... Fine.

I think perhaps what you’re missing here, Doug, is the fact that if someone is in the $3,500 market, it’s safe to assume they don’t have much money. And if they don’t have much money, it’s safe to assume they can’t afford to pour another $1,500/yr into the car they just purchased to keep it running. And if they can’t…

Canadians...they’re just like us.

Wrong, on so many levels.