I am figuratively in shock by that.

What are you driving in the meantime?

My alfa

This is all my favorite things. I am jealous and can’t wait.

A noble aspiration. May it be as you desire, faithful one.

It doesn’t look Ballaban, it looks wrong.

No, they’re from Central America. Bro, do you even Gangland?

I do have a 2JZ in my garage. Just sayin'.

I’m going to get a high score and enter my initials as ASS

The ones not on fire?

I’m glad Volkswagen sells SO MANY cars to Americans that their dealers can willingly drive customers away like this. (Yes, that was sarcasm.)

“HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAH“

It bears repeating. Don’t fuck with Jelopnic.

Also, Mike, great work keeping a straight face.

I already measured the bolt pattern on my GTI.

My life in one chart

I'm down.

Torchinsky wuz robbed. This should have been top 5.

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A helpful article would be "Get your car registered you Tea Party bum."