Dude just wants some cold cuts

You know I'll be there!

Huh. I... I like it. Kind of a lot.

I can’t begin to count the number of times I’ve heard this, from men and women, young and old: “I’m not into cars, but I love Top Gear.” If it didn’t serve as a gateway drug for cars, it at least helped the normals understand us enthusiasts a little bit.

YOUR MOM

Your edge is so incredible. Thank you for commenting here to let us know you don't care.

Then what compelled you to click the link, find a video, and comment

It doesn't. A lot of douches buy them.

#0: don't get your wife pregnant. A kid adds between 1 and 20 years to the completion of a project

That's a zamboni.

Low center of gravity, rear weight bias, as much weight as possible, and graphite powder the heck out of the axles. Also, polish the axles to a mirror finish and smooth out the wheel hubs to reduce friction as much as possible.

Maybe they are there...but you just can't see them

Yes. Relentless masturbation

Man once Musk finalizes the "espresso machine" and "bong" options, he just might convince every rich hippie they want a car after all.

The starship Enterprix?

I just assumed you'd want to be in the loop on all that stuff.

Clarkson didn't say the show is canceled, he just hinted at it. That's the conclusion AutoEvolution made because they're clickbaiting assholes. Nobody else is reporting the show is canceled forever. http://jalopnik.com/jeremy-clarkso…

Sick burn there. Really, top work.

A Ferrari shift knob costs more than a Mustang's.