This is one awkward-ass line

I really feel all of this guy's life choices

Growing up as a child when these were new, I remember fond memories of this exhaust note for some reason. I must be pretty weird, but I feel like this is a steal of a NP

Demuro?!

Perhaps you should make note of that of your previous article wherein you place the blame on Maldonado.

Funny, I think my genitals would already be warm standing so close to it.

Also, wasn't this color a dealbreaker for you?

Remember when these lists didn't suck and weren't completely unrealistic? That was pretty awesome.

I feel like this is a very accurate article, however I'm pretty sure you're missing a critical point (other than the value of a sweet ass burnout). I'm sure this car isn't being purchased as a primary vehicle. Think of this as a replacement for the balding Jimmy Buffet fan's C4 corvette hooked up to a battery tender…

Holy overhang

What's worse, taking time to groom or taking time to write an "article" about how this person is likely more interesting than you?

To make it slower?

You've mentioned before that Americans don't want to drive slow cars the "only" do 0-60 in 10 seconds, but let's face it who really takes their car to the max on an on ramp anyway.

I presently live in Michigan-moved here about 3 years ago. They're right, this state blows hard.

Simplify and add lightness and what have you

At my local Chevy dealer, they're basically the same price as a comp '14 Silverado. I think that comes in to play.

They caught the vapors

Your second car is a CPO Freelander, isn't it?!?

...said the person buying an S-Class from the dealer in 1989.

Locations with meth or heroin epidemics, and the people who sell it to them. That, or high concentrations of buy-here-pay-here dealershpis