“Cognitive dissonance”? Save your elitist words and concepts for your safe space, librul. I’m too economically anxious to deal with you right now. I’m waiting for Trump to open up the coal mine again and give me my job back.

(/s, obviously)

As a mother of a child on the spectrum, can you please dismiss any comments mocking Trump for having an autistic child? I hate Trump with a fiery passion, but that shit is off limits.

Can someone please explain to me what the apology would be? Sorry we expect you to protect all Americans? Sorry we hear the words you say and see the actions you take and find them potentially indicative of the person you are?

youre thirty-great.

That imperative “APOLOGIZE!” and the end of Drumpf’s tweet just makes me want to scream: “FUCK YOU YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD!” then slam the door to my bedroom.

So Pence got booed during Hamilton...

Exactly. The whole notion of “respecting the office, not the man” is based on convention and tradition but this whole election him and his buddy blatantly ignored that convention and tradition whenever it suited them. Releasing tax returns? Agreeing to put holdings in blind trust? Not having government agencies try to…

As a Jew, I consider it my moral obligation to call out and prevent another Holocaust. Not just against my fellow Jews, but against any other group (and no, there ain’t no fucking “white genocide”). And there is a goddamn madman in charge of Syria. And I hate ISIS but that doesn’t mean that I support cozying up to a…

I don’t remember him showing a ‘significant’ possibility of this happening. I checked his site daily up until the election, and he was still listing this chance in the very very low percentages.

If you refer to a black person as an “ape” there is no way in HELL you are not being racist. I’m sorry. This is not a case of “you misread my comment thooo.” It’s blatant racism.

My daughter still talks about that time Hedda Lettuce stopped us on the street in P-town to compliment her sunglasses and told her to keep working her purple Crocs.

Me and my friends have a Friends-giving anyway on the Saturday after Thanksgiving to also decompress from family BS. This year, it’ll be especially warranted due to this shit-show of an election and the ugliness it’s brought out. It usually starts in the early afternoon and goes late into the night. That’ll definitely…

Starring because I also agree with this: “Why normalize injustice if you truly believe it to be such?”

If mental gymnastics was a sport half the country would fucking medal at the Olympics.

I always have to try not to moan like a fucking creep during the scalp massage.

Agreed. I find it so soothing that I sometimes start to doze off.

The best part of any haircut - getting your hair shampooed and your head massaged

It doesn’t matter if he hates the job, though. He’s surrounded by people who will be happy to do a Weekend at Bernie’s with his corpse if it comes to it.

My favorite version is K.D. Lang’s.