Does it come with THE dent?

Says reliable, not pleasant to drive! ;-)

You can’t go wrong with the standard Volvo 240.

Yeah... I’m probably not eligible for this one.

it’s easier to ask for forgiveness than permission

Hey, only idiots rob drug dealers and this is definitely a drug dealer car.

I was a banker.

You know this is a car site, right? I think you’re looking for DaveRamsey.com.

You’ll blend right in at the rental car lots and in the wrong side of Newark and Camden.

Treat yourself to a car that feels much cheaper than it really is.

As a Volvo/Jag/LR Salesman, a Polestar is tits, but CPO XFR or XJ would be great as well.

2015 XF-3.0 R-Sport would be a full fledged compromise. XFR looks, Sensible driving.

Kia K900, Hyundai Genesis.

Tom, I want to be the subject of the next one. I want a cheap (under $5k) AWD car for a winter beater, but goddamn, do I hate me some center differentials. I’m not even kidding... Kick me in the nuts or shit talk my family and I’m all, “meh...” But call me a center diff lover and holy…

I agree with Tom, but if you’re going Swedish, go for the last, best looking Saab built.

I’m going to say either Patrick’s ATS-V suggestion or Ballaban’s CTS-V wagon are equally correct choices. Either one would improve her life bigly.

Feeling the room heating up and walks to closet ... Red on a Ferrari is predictable and boring... selects flame suit from closet... even yellow is somewhat too brash...steps into flame suit... I prefer mine in Miami Vice white or a shade of blue...slowly zips up flame suit ... of course a nice shade of dark green…

Stop using this unoffical concept image. It gets people’s hopes up and just makes them angry. It’s not going to look like this. In all likelihood, it’s going to be a rebadged Everest.

False. One can never have too much Maserati.

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