Used to work at Blockbuster as a manger back in 2001.  Still have a copy of Clay Fighter Sculpters Cut complete in Box that i’m saving for my retirment.

because thats not what pokemon is or ever will be.

Nintendo 2019: Premium Cardboard and Sleep as videogames.

No no, Square. Yes this pulls on my nostalgic heartstrings, but after FF15 and KH3 I’m not falling for the hype again. You need to show me you can develop complete games like you did back then too. I’m done with games that look pretty but have meh stories. Oh, and a billion cutscenes. 

Why do so many people think Notre Dame is in Paris, Texas?

Look at those puppies over there...they’ll grow up and shit on my lawn. Look at that sunset...it’s gonna cause skin cancer! This ice cold lemonade? It’s gonna leave that weird citrus-y film in my mouth.

So are you going to boycott and criticise everything produced by Riot Games even though some of their stuff is made by the very female employees you are white knighting? I guess Riot Games should just disappear, I’m sure all their employees, including the female ones, would be more than happy with having to find new…

Yet another “why is this even an article on Kotaku?” moment.

I don’t post notes like this in Soulsborne games, nor do I find them funny... however, getting tilted enough to make a 2 page dissertation on the matter is fucking ludicrous. Go outside. Lighten up. Do literally anything else with your life.

And I don’t want my grandkids growing up in a theocratic totalitarian corporate fascist dystopian industrial wasteland police state. So... where do we go from here?

You know you’re out of touch with “today” when “My girlfriend hates safe sex” is a valid complaint and you’re all like...

Nothing can be worse than this abomination:

You’re a dick, Jonathan.

Mine is a really simple "Hero of Time" edition 3ds XL in stunning "Ocarina of Time" blue!

It's cool though, as much as I ache for Final Fantasy XV the coming saviour of JRPGs will be actually be hitting next year.

That's hitting the nail on the head. It wasn't anything more than a concept and a trailer back in 2006. Nomura or other people connected to the project have basically said as much. You've got to wonder why he's making the same mistake with KH3.

I'm still convinced FF Versus XIII wasn't even a real game when it was first announced. I'm positive it was just a fancy concept trailer Square Enix threw together to satisfy their deal with Sony for a PS3-exclusive FF game.

I think some of what was shown here will certainly appease the Japanese player base who have been slow to pick up the PS4 so far.

No, please don't happen. You know what would be really cool? Warcraft IV. That's what would be really cool. I don't want more fucking WoW.