What? If you want to start insulting the British then cue the most accurate depiction of American car design

Is there really any room for the American to joke about the British?

Not really related THAT much but, my brother owned a 3 series of this shape upto 2010 or something. He decided to scrap it (?). It was parked up for YEARS and he either couldn't bare the risk he'd want to restore it or just needed the little cash he got.

I love sarcasm. I also love translations. "...we talked to them told us they were positive that - the cargo doors." It's like a two part episode with really obvious humor.

Nah, got to give it to the guy for keeping the stock engine.

Jason, do you promise you'll fit GPS now? Please?

Are you forgetting how old the original Mini is? Unfortunately with safety regulations cars can't really get smaller without compromising space or safety, which is a shame.

My brother had an MG Maestro which he'd bought second hand or something, 20 years ago now. Stolen and burnt out, insurance didn't pay to the value of the car.

I don't think you have grasped the situation regarding old, collectable cars.

Every new driver in the U.K. has a corsa.

EVERY new driver has these cars in the U.K.

I'd say RIP, but I'd rather it burn in hell

Nice dig at the British. What are you? American?

I'm into British cars too (37 y.o brother with history on Maestro's, Metro's). He has a 156 2.4 jtd but might be getting rid, I want him to get a 159 2.4 but they're still expensive and I think maybe his car choices have changed.

I think it's great to love Alfa's.

Japanese cars ARE bulletproof, though.

I don't even like porsches much but this really annoys me. Cars mean a lot to their owners, everything is relative. Thieves don't understand this. 

again another idiot who thinks they know Alfas from topgear. They are fiats and I don't hear fiats being unreliable. Please, back to your cave