:-O ;-) :-P

Can anyone even point directly to Portugal on a map? C'mon man.

Thanks for following up on that, BRguy. Can I recruit you to be part of my research team wherever I end up?

Because I'm a savage. Obvi.

I was 3 years old in 1984... that would be an interesting interaction.

Anytime someone thinks I'm hot, I'm appreciative. Physical attributes are part of the whole witty, sarcastic, sports-loving, athletic and intelligent package. It'd be a shame to overlook them.

Love this. I went to an all-girls private Catholic school. Explains a lot probably.

Thank you! Nope. No balls. My legs are crossed right now and it's comfortable, so I'm certain I wasn't born with any extra parts.

No, but I'm betting if they do it'll just be out of pure curiosity if I really am packing some man-meat. That Hef is such a rascal.

I have been writing a book for the past 3 years. Fittingly, it is all about my mis-adventures in crap career luck. I'm just waiting for an agent to sign me. It's beyond entertaining. At least that's what my mom says ;-)

I like it. I like it a lot. Better yet, someone please get Comedy Central on the phone.

That just made me laugh out loud. Mr. Met is better than Mr. Peanut... I imagine.

Don't all European guys wear Speedos? Have you even been to the beach lately? Hello.

First of all, thank you. I appreciate you saying that.

If that is a female anatomy reference, you seriously need to invest in some form of relationship coaching. Here's an extra punch in the crotch for that one.

Totally worth it. God bless his soul.

Hey, I'm not picky. I just wanted to get my foot in the door in sports. I was born in San Diego. Always wanted to settle here. Can't blame me for wearing out the apply button for local team positions.

Tony LaRussa, for sure. He also went to law school.

I no likey the Speedo.

Hopefully I can get "30 minutes" when I do both of those next week.